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Funny golf jokes from Enjoymygolf.com (4)

Too foggy to see

 

Two dim-witted golfers are teeing off on a foggy par-3. They can see the flag, but not the green. The first golfer hits his ball into the fog and the second golfer does the same. They proceed to the green to find their TaylorMade R9 Forged Irons .

One ball is about 6 feet from the cup while the other found it's way into the cup for a hole-in-one. Both were playing the same type of balls, TopFlite 2, and couldn't determine which ball was which.

They decided to ask the golf pro to decide their fate. After congratulating both golfers on their fine shots, the golf pro asks,

“Which one of you used the orange TaylorMade R9 Forged Irons  ?”

LOFT

There are three men who wanted to learn how to play discount golf clubs, so they hired a golf instructor. The instructor asked the three men to hit the golf ball as far as they can. One man hit way to the right, the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”

Then the second man hit it way to the left, the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”

Then the third man hit the golf ball two feet ahead of him, the instructor yelled, “LOFT!”

The three puzzled men who play with Titleist 2010 710 AP2 Irons  asked the instructor what “LOFT” meant.

The instructor simply said, “Lack of freaking talent!”

Taylormade Japan has some new releases prepared for announcement at the 2010 Tokyo Golf Show Including one we have all been waiting for the R9 Forged Irons. The standard R9 Forged Iron is made using a cast steel body with a soft forged mild S25C face and features an undercut cavity to increase forgiveness. The R9 Forged standard model features #3 thru #7 irons with a two piece construction while #8 to PW uses one piece forged construction. The target player for the standard R9 Forged model is mid- low handicap golfer while at the same time Tour Pro's in Japan do intend to put this set into use. Several JLPGA women will be putting it into play within the next few events in Japan.

 

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