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Backspin

 

An amateur was talking to his golf pro.
Amateur: “How do you get so much backspin?”
Pro: “Before I answer that, tell me, how far do you hit a Mizuno JPX 800 Irons ?”
Amateur: “About 130.”
Pro: “Then why in the world would you want the ball to spin back !?”

The pro and the JP

The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with two other friends one day when the club pro volunteered to join them. It seemed like the perfect opportunity for a free lesson.

But instead of being helpful the pro was openly critical of the JP's Mizuno JPX 800 Irons . At every bumbled shot, the pro made a joke about the justice.

But the criticism didn't even stop at the end of the round. The pro continued to embarrass the JP in the clubhouse among his friends. Finally the pro got up to leave and said, “Judge, let's do it again sometime. If you can't find anybody else to make a foursome, I'll be glad to play Mizuno JPX 800 Irons with you again.”

“Well that would be fine,” the justice of the peace said. “How about next Saturday? I don't think any of my friends can join us, so why don't you just have your parents join us, and after our round I can marry them.”

A serious looking iron with ‘Balanced Performance' the JPX800 is Mizuno's first to utilize its JPX exotic technology platform. ‘Balanced Performance' is the result of a project to create an iron with strengths in a number of key criteria (feel, control, forgiveness, distance, profile) without one compromising another. The JPX800 delivers the magical combination of being Mizuno's most forgiving and longest iron of all time. The JPX800's look from address and solid feel at impact will have single figure players questioning their choice of iron. The visible distance gains of the JPX800 irons are achieved by combining Mizuno's Hot Metal approach – incorporating a new manufacturing process for a thinner, more uniform iron face. This Hot Metal process allows the JPX800 to hit the maximum allowable limits for energy transfer, far exceeding previous Mizuno irons. An exotic pocket cavity, with multiple thickness levels and an external power bar add the highest measurable levels of forgiveness (MOI) achieved in a Mizuno iron to date. The JPX800 achieves all this within a mid-size head which presents itself even more compactly and versatile thanks to a triple cut sole design. A progressive flow to shapely shorter irons, complete the JPX800′s ‘Balanced' orientation.

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